Bayside Times

Friday, May 30, 2008

Bayside Times

Berger’s Burg

A mother said, “Get up, son. It’s time for graduation.” He answered, “I don’t want to go. The kids are mean and they threaten me with spitballs.” “You must go.” “Why?” “Because you’re the dean!” Comment.
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Report names Bayside best for kids

Bayside, Rego Park and Forest Hills take a bow for receiving the distinction of being listed among the borough's most child-friendly communities in the five boroughs in a new study that weighed school quality, safety, access to healthy food, parkland and jobs. Comment.

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